What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

If an abortion doesn’t affect you, why do people make it a big deal?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What is a good habit and what is bad one?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

{RING} {RING}

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

How do you say "I don't speak French yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn French with you. Would you like to teach me French?" in French? Could you add audio?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

Yes sir it is.

What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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